S@#t people in my house say

Can we build a fire?

What’s for dessert?

I fed Alice

What time will you be home?

Your driving tonight, these are my friends.

Your feet are freezing

Can you drive tonight?

Stop playing with your shirt

Stop eating your shirt

That’s inappropriate

He gets that from you.

Does this count as screen time?

I have 22 minutes of screen time left

Dinner!

Breakfast!

Tell me you didn’t put that skirt in the dryer

Your mom called

Your sister called

This song was popular when we were in New Zealand

Remember New Zealand?

We need toilet paper

I don’t need to see that Tasman

Can you lie with me for a bit?

Don’t drink scotch tonight!

Finished!

Put on Moves Like Jagger

I think Alice leaked on the couch

Come for a cuddle

Did you finish your spelling?

Can we watch a movie?

Just kiss me

Did you pay Rebecca?

Did you pay Rogers?

Did you pay Enbridge?

Did you pay Hydro?

I picked up the poos

Don’t spend too much tonight

I don’t know, I’m in production

Have you seen my phone?

Can I have a granola bar?

It’s your turn to do stories

Are you drunk?

Is Sam going?

I’ll pack the car

Did you toot?

Who tooted?

I love you mom

I love you dad

I love you

I love you.

You’re drunk.